Introducing Crystal Bee, shoe snob and snark-master. From her (hilarious, honest, shoe-centric) site, Bills Shoes Booze:
"crystal bee has worked in the shoe industry for 5 years. she used to blog for a shoe company she once worked for in beautiful portland, oregon. they promptly fired her for being “mean spirited”, “too negative” and having a general lack of respect for grammar and punctuation. (who pays any attention to the syntax of things?) so she started her own blog and named it after her wells fargo checking account, hence the name, “bills shoes booze.” "