Thursday, November 13, 2014

I wish I wasn't so infuriated.

You guys. If you stop posting about her, and clicking on every article about her, her butt, or her fame-mongering family, and buying her app, and hashtagging her  - she will go away, eventually. Your clicks drive advertising dollars which drive the generation of content on sites that post about her which drives her publicist to keep cranking out the nonsense. Just... slowly back away and let us not speak of her again so we don't have to see her bare ass all over every single (formerly reputable) news site in the world so we can get back to the important stuff like how badly it's snowing in Portland, or who's leaving Spotify or...the risk of Ebola in suburban Iowa or... uhh... nevermind.
Where do I get an issue of Paper?